GAG, omg, hold on let me compose myself for a moment. LOL. Shooo. Ok, I will tell you something before I answer. I was in nursing school and had 2 months left to go before graduation. I was in my clinicals, and got an instructor that was just terrible. She ALWAYS assigned me to the patients with the colostomy bags and the trachs. On one week of her assigning me to the colostomy patient, I had a runny nose. Well, there is NOTHING you can do BUT sniff to keep from dripping on the patient. There is something to be said about the smell of a colostomy bag, but I just can't think of the a word with that degree of nastiness. It was then that I found that I just didn't want to be a nurse anymore. LOL.

Now what would I do if I found one in a salad bar, I would RUN as fast and far as my little feet could carry me. Gagging all the way.