I own a major beauty product company developing novel and revolutionary new skin toning products.

We are currently attempting to develop a new clinical beautifying mask.

It basically involves pouring molten neoprene directly onto the face and eyes.

Although our initial results on pigs yielded some unfavourable results, a few back handers here and there have secured us a clinical trial on humans.

Please respond if you are interested.

Thanks!
Sabre:

I totally agree with you! I have for a long time thought that the threat of having beauty products tested on you is a far better deterrent than 25 years in Belmarsh.